The Sports Change of Seasons: My Three Point Laundry Solution

SoftballDelaney2“She’s doing what?”

Feel free to add your own inflection. Those were my words to my husband when he first happened to mention that our small girl – our EIGHT year old – was playing on FOUR sports teams November through March. Yes, four. Two indoor soccer teams and two basketball teams. The mother in me cringed. The former non-athletic-eight-year old in me almost had a heart attack. But you know what? SHE LOVED IT. Every second of it.

She lights up when she is on a team, when she knows it is game day. She is giddy as she ties her cleats or slips on her slides in preparation for heading to the gym for basketball. She gets mad if she is on the bench or sidelines too long – antsy – wanting to join her team.

Some kids are made to play the violin. Some are made to dance. Some are made to sketch. Some excel in the classroom. (and maybe some do many of these)

My small people have both a gift and a love for all things sports.

The Sports Change of Seasons

Cooper SoccerYear-round we move from the court to the field to the diamond. He dives for the perfect catch from his position between 3rd and 2nd. As midfielder, she rears back and kicks with everything her 52 pound body will allow. He jumps for the save as it glances off the striker’s cleat. She wiggles and sets her stance as she enters the batter’s box.

As we enter April, we move from indoor soccer to outdoor soccer, baseball, softball, and for the small dude – a new sport – flag football. As I type, they have been banished to the basement to play ball after knocking my favorite clock from the wall. For the second time. This time it shattered. But, I know their dad – he won’t flinch at the loss of the clock. His worry will focus on the strength of the pitch that brought the clock down: what style was thrown? How fast what the pitch?

Ahhh – living in the home of the athletic, with a father who thinks nothing of playing ball inside the house.

Today starts with a pitching lesson for the small girl, continues with baseball practice for the small dude and this evening will find the four of us camped on the couch watching a certain college basketball tournament. You know it IS March… As a family, we enjoy watching the games as much as they enjoy playing. (I’m being corrected as I type – my small girl prefers to be PLAYING.) Unfortunately, the team I picked to win the tournament lost in the second round (Seriously, Gonzaga??) But in the family pool, I’m still going strong – and there is ice cream on the line.

What’s My Role?

You might be wondering – with my utter lack of athletic ability, how I fit in to this family. If I try to play catch with my small people, I’m corrected. My small girl once told me, “Mommy, you have to hold the glove in front of your face or I’m going to break your nose.” Strange that I was never taught how to catch.

I never pictured myself as a ‘soccer mom’. Or a baseball-softball-basketball-football-mom for that matter. But, in a way, I’m all of the above. Because being those moms means I’m the champion for the small people I adore – the little ones working their tails off doing something they love.

I also have the luxury of being a teacher. Teaching what, you wonder? Because it certainly isn’t mastering how to pitch, the art of the jump shot or how to maneuver the soccer ball with one foot, but I have support DOWN. By modeling this, Delaney and Cooper are almost as excited to sit in the stands for each other as they are to play. And through these sports, we’ve also focused on the life lessons of winning and losing, working as a team and how practice can help you improve.

Tide PodsI’m not sure what the weather is like in your part of the country, but here in St. Louis, it has been rough. Fourteen inches of snow this past Monday has now melted into a sloppy mess. This means our fields and diamonds are the equivalent of a mud bath. So, you know what else I get to teach my small people?  How to do the laundry. Just last week my small girl started asking for lessons. As it stands now, my husband and I share duties, but I happen to know I have a little more expertise – and a little more desire to see the uniform stains disappear.

So, as the ‘madness’ of March concludes – as we move from the indoor sports to the outdoor, I’m working with Tide – specifically Tide Pods to tackle what the dirt, mud and outdoor craziness will soon be doing to the small dude’s white baseball pants and both of their soccer and softball uniforms. Here’s the thing about Tide Pods – they call it a ‘three point solution’ – since the detergent, in some fabulous way, uses stain-fighting, cleaning and brightening power to take the madness out of the laundry I do daily, but I simply call it a home-run. (and this is coming from a girl who used to do the same load more than once because she COULDN’T get the stains out!) In addition to the traditional Tide Pods, I have fallen in love with the Tide Boost Vivid for Bright Whites – these are Tide Pacs.

Will your small people be playing sports this Spring?  What do they love the most?

Disclosure: I am working with Tide Pods for this campaign heading in to the Spring Sports Season.  As always, all thoughts and opinions are mine and mine alone.

Golden Globes – The Best and Worst Show and Fashion Recap

For close to seven hours I was glued to my television and computer.

It was the only option. Since I wasn’t on the Red Carpet to observe the fashions, since I wasn’t in the audience to listen in person, I did what I do best during Awards Season – I stare in awe, I ask questions of the stars from my couch, I smile coquettishly at their answers, I laugh and I fall in love all over again with all-things-Hollywood.

For the first time ever, my family watched with me absorbing the entire experience – it was delightful.  We ohhhed and ahhhed at the Red Carpet, belly-laughed at Tina Fey and Amy Poehler and then rooted for our favorites during the actual show.

I have a video recap of my thoughts of the entire night and my highlights and low-lights (There were definitely a few!) from the Red Carpet after that.

I’ve even included a clip of one of my favorite portions of Tina and Amy’s dialogue – favorite because it was clearly ad-libbed and incorporated a portion of what had happened during the night. They were edgy, included more than a few zingers and kept the audience involved as they jumped down repeatedly to join them throughout the show.

Let’s Talk Red Carpet…

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The MILF Diet: Why Using the Term MILF to Sell ANYTHING is a Bad Idea


Photo Courtesy: Simon & Schuster Digital Catalog

Update: November 30th – Author Jessica Porter reached out to me to respond to my thoughts in this post and the resulting dialogue.  I have shared her letter in its entirety and my thoughts about it here.

I’m not sure how it happened, but I now live in a world where the likes of Honey Boo Boo outrank and outperform Political Conventions. Where more people fill my Facebook and Twitter stream with their fears about never having a Twinkie again than what is happening in Gaza.  And today, where I can receive an email pitch with the subject, “The MILF Diet”.

 MILF as in “Mom I’d Like to …..”  

I will let you fill in the blank.

As soon as I see the acronym, my brain fills it right in with the appropriate expletive.  And I don’t do it with a smile on my face. So, now there is a diet to help me look like a MILF?  I put MILF in the same category as ‘cougar’.  It’s very likely a term someone younger than me *might* use if they deemed me temporarily suitable for the night. It most certainly isn’t a word used with respect. In fact, Wikipedia actually says it has it’s own version of pornography (awesome!) with the genre  focusing on an age-play dynamic between an older woman and a younger man. If I was compiling a list of words that made me feel strong, motivated, self-reliant and empowered, MILF wouldn’t be on it.

Yes, in this post, I’m tackling that email because ladies and gentlemen, I admit it, I was (and am) offended.  And I’m not easily offended.  I can count on one hand the number of times I have been truly frustrated as I sat here, (specifically that time I was appalled at Abercrombie & Fitch) taking the time to tap out my thoughts…fingers bouncing across the keys, trying to keep up with my brain and mouth.  Yes, occasionally I talk to myself when I write.  Especially when I am trying to make sense of something that doesn’t seem to have a logical conclusion.

Before you begin your Rumpelstiltskin dance, jumping up and down demanding that I simply DON’T BUY THE BOOK if I don’t like it, I will tell you I don’t think that is good enough.  It occasionally isn’t enough to read an email you find unacceptable and click delete.  In this case, the answer was three-fold.  I read the entire press release.  And I went to the book’s promotional site and read that.  Sure, I was making a ‘snap’ judgement based on the title, but I wanted to understand the content.

A true milf is confident, sexy, and radiates natural femininity. By eating whole, plant-based foods, you, too, can find balance and dynamic health, and unleash your inner MILF.  It’s simple: you are what you eat. So, to fulfill your true potential for health, happiness, and MILFiness, it’s best to avoid refined sugars, processed foods, dairy, and meat. But it’s not as scary as it sounds, and you’ll soon discover why. With recipes like Lemony Quinoa Salad; Oven- Roasted Root Vegetables with Garlic, Cumin, and Herbs; Edamame Dip; and Poached Pears with Raspberry Sauce, the MILF Diet is not only easy to follow, it’s delicious and slimming, too.  (The Author) brings her wealth of knowledge to The MILF Diet in the form of holistic philosophy, mouth-watering recipes, and a fun and digestible enumeration of the health benefits of MILFy foods.

The number of things that make me uncomfortable about all of this are vast. To begin with, I diet, don’t diet, eat well or poorly and exercise or don’t FOR ME, most certainly not so that I might be deemed (oh good heavens, I’m doing everything I can NOT TO USE THE LANGUAGE I WANT TO USE!) bed-worthy. When I look in the mirror, when I have a bad hair day, a day when my clothes don’t fit, a day when I’d rather eat glass than put on a bathing suit… those days are about me battling me – not me wishing for a white knight, or in this case, someone who thinks MILFs are ‘hot’, to come riding up to rescue me and my floundering self esteem.  And a diet isn’t going to change that.

Sadly, the diet itself sounds packed with goodness, balanced and probably quite good for me.  And the author, Jessica Porter’s previous book, The Hip Chick’s Guide to Macrobiotics is A modern girl’s guide to the secrets of eating for health, beauty, and peace of mind.  That actually sounds quite helpful – who doesn’t want to feel healthy, beautiful and peaceful?

But for this new book, what in the world are MILFy foods?  Just the phrase sounds dirty.

As I sat musing about these, bothered that what is very likely great, healthy content is masked in a ‘train wreck’ title, I decided to do what I often do when I’m curious: I crowd-sourced.  I put this on Facebook.

Comment after comment, from both women and men mirrored just what I had been thinking….

…..the term is offensive.

…..that being called a MILF is not a compliment and never was

…..that it plays in to a misogynistic society that amplifies women’s shortcomings and insecurities to convince us we need that ‘sexy approval’

…..the ‘shock’ of the title is par for the course – this is the ‘new entertainment’ that sells (see again: Honey Boo Boo)

Here’s the thing: I have a little girl.  And she is growing up fast.  I am not ignorant enough to believe that I can shield her from the world’s fascination with women’s figures, with ‘sexy’ and with train-wreck-tabloidism, but I can tell you this: she will be raised to know self-respect and a healthy body image are priorities. I won’t perpetuate this kind of idiocy, by using MILF as a ‘fun’ term or having books around my home that teach her to think looking beautiful or ‘sexy’ for anyone else is the right thing.

Unfortunately, I suspect, this book may very well have some advice that would have guided women into the lifestyle they want to live and the body they want to have, if only it suggested they should do it for THEMSELVES rather than for how they will be seen by others.

The final thing I did before writing this was respond, respectfully, to the PR rep who had reached out to me.  I did explain to her much of what I have said here: that I am certain the author knows her material and likely has great advice to give, but the title is offensive.  At the time of this publishing, I have not heard back from her, though based on comments on my facebook page, I do understand she has responded to others, including in her comments that the title is intended to empower women.  If and when I do hear back from her, I will update this post.

Updated 11/21 11:40am CST: I did hear back from the PR rep after my email.  Her name is Cristina and she was very kind.  She said, in part:

I am so sorry to hear that you were offended by the title. The title was meant to draw attention and empower women to find their “inner sexy,” if you will. With that said, I TOTALLY understand that it may not translate that way for some people. I have seen a mixed reaction from the title: some people think it’s funny and racy, others are offended by it.

As you noted, the book is actually filled with really wonderful, healthful tips and recipes. I have been cooking from it for almost a month now and I’ve lost a little weight and feel more energetic. I wish the title could please everyone, because the book holds some great content.

More than anything, I do appreciate that she responded.

Turning An EBAY Buyer Into An EBAY Seller

I am not what you would call a ‘Power Seller’ on eBay.  And by ‘Power Seller’, I mean someone who sells daily or even a few times a week; someone who is making at least a partial income from the work and time they invest in selling on the site.

I know a few of these people.  One of them is Tristen O’Brien… he has given me tips in the past intended not only to improve my selling, but also to allow me to share his knowledge with you. If you want to make money on eBay and you are willing to truly invest time and energy, Tristen is your guy.

But, here’s what I have learned during my time as a member of eBay’s Parent Panel…. eBay is different things to different people.

When I ask on Twitter or Facebook:

I’m inundated with people who say ‘YES!!’ But the largest percentage of them are BUYERS, not sellers.

They love not paying full price, discovering the ‘impossible-to-find’ items and having things sent right to their door.

When I follow up to ask about selling, I hear a familiar refrain.

Many aren’t selling at all.  And for those who are, the complaints are the ones I heard as I sat having dinner with a good friend recently.  It was that conversation that inspired this post.  (As well as a conversation I had with myself when I stopped selling years ago)

Here’s the thing… this list of complaints is exactly what came from my mouth before I began to work with eBay.  I could have been the one complaining to my friend instead of the other way around.  So, I wanted to explain to you how I have overcome the biggest complaints about selling and actually made money (remember: not POWER SELLER money, but money to save for vacation, for kid’s sporting events, for the ‘extras’ in life.)

1) I don’t know what to sell.

Dim the lights – there is a confession coming.  I initially had no idea what to sell either.  But as it turns out, this is one of the easiest challenges to rectify.  1) eBay has created the Selling Inspiration House.  You can virtually go room by room throughout your ‘home’ to see what the best selling items are – in the kitchen, the bedroom, the kid’s room and your office.  It will get you started and provide some inspiration.  Keep in mind, as well, if you are a buyer, what types of items do YOU look for?  Let those be your guide? And finally,  you can look up items on line that you are considering selling to see what current price they are fetching.

2) It is too much work to do it all.

This is, in part true.  Initially, there is work.  You do need to do some research.  This was probably my biggest mistake.  I didn’t spend enough time determining the best time or day to list, which items might really sell and which wouldn’t. I suggest you start working with the Quick Start Guide.   This explains how you will list your item, sell it, ship it AND, get paid.  You should start small – don’t choose the items you are most excited to sell – the one you hope will bring in the most money.  Also, plan to sell a variety of items so you can see what works.

3) Shipping is Complicated.

Ultimately, this was the reason I stopped selling on eBay years ago, but so much has changed.  There is actually a Seller Information Center on eBay and they have a section dedicated to Shipping.  Now, I told you, I’m never going to be a Power Seller, which means I keep the shipping simple.  I don’t ship huge items and I choose not to mess with anything internationally – it just feels too complicated to me (though I do know people who have had amazing success selling unusual items to overseas sellers – and these items weren’t big ‘selling’ items in the U.S.)

4) Sellers fees are expensive.

If you don’t read the rules of engagement, this will come as a shock to you.  The very first time I sold an item, I was definitely surprised to see the fees pile up – from the sale itself, from the ‘business’ and, of course from shipping.  I wil get to that in a moment. But it is important to understand WHAT you will be charged as well as understanding how to save.  The first 50 auction items you list every month are free. Also, as of June, the first 12 pictures you list with an item are FREE.  So much of this is about understanding the process.

And The truth is, I have found it to be a matter of ‘just getting started’.  As with anything, the unknown can seem frightening – especially when you are concerned it may take up too much time and NOT make you monety.  But the good news is, if you are willing to invest a little time – the time you need to FIND what you need to sell, some time to do a LITTLE research, and the time it takes you to upload it all – you should be on a roll! .

Disclosure: I am working with ebay on their ebay Parent Panel and am compensated as such.  As you know by now…. all opinions shared by me on this site are my own.


A Letter To My Son On His Birthday: Six Is A Serious Number

My sweet small Dude~

Six years ago I laughed you in to the world – literally.  I won’t scar you with too many gory details, but I will tell you that you came into the world as I laughed out loud – a great, big loud, guffaw…. and I had the pure pleasure of pulling you up onto my stomach. I was the very first one to touch you as you were born.

You have brought me nothing but pure joy since that very first moment. Watching you grow, absorbing the world around you, inquisitive and delighted to learn, I’m reminded each day of the treasure you bring into my world.

As all mothers do, I have goals, dreams and wishes for you. I have, as you can imagine, dozens of them, but on this 6th anniversary of that laughing moment, I will limit myself to the six I wish for most.

I wish for the kind heart I see you in now to stay firmly in place.  Keep it, nurture it, handle it with care.  Don’t ever let anyone tell you that you are too sensitive. You are the first to hold your sister’s hand when she is scared, the first to run for the ice pack when someone is hurt, the first to panic when hockey players fight because the brawling for no reason is perplexing to you.  You think to tell other parents their child did well in a game. The best part of my day is the joy infused by your smile, your hugs, the tender way you put your hand on my face or suddenly say, “Mommy, how was YOUR day?”  I couldn’t live without your affection and kindness.

Don’t ever apologize for who you are, for what you want, for how hard you have worked or where you are going in life. I don’t doubt you will work hard, but I can already see signs that you are quick to apologize, to back down. Don’t. You have learned this from me and I wish I could take it back.  Stand your ground, be proud of you.  Do not live to make others happy or to measure up to someone else’s expectations.  Be Cooper.  This is enough.

Be a student.  Be a teacher.  Learn at every opportunity.  Read. Be inquisitive. Ask. And when you know something and know it well – teach others.  Do not hoard your knowledge, your gifts – share them.  There is inherent beauty in being both student and teacher.  It is a gift to learn and a privilege to teach.

I wish you wins and losses, trophies and empty shelves.  As much as I would love to see you succeed in everything you do… as much as I believe in your gifts, I must wish you challenges.  For it is within the losses, the 3rd, 4th and 5th places, and the failures that your character will be built. It is my job, as your mom, to do my best to guide you through these moments. If everything was to be easy for you, you would be ill-prepared for the ‘real’ world.  I promise you, life is not always easy.

Your dreams: do them.  Your heart: follow it.  Your family: treasure them. Your friends: be loyal to them. Your fears: embrace them and allow them to make you stronger.  The money you earn: respect it. Your passion: LIVE IT.

Seek joy.  Every single day, find something that makes you happy and do it.  Be it big or small – an act of kindness, listening to a song you love, calling a friend, watching a ball game with your dad  - it quite simply doesn’t matter.  What matters is that you spend a portion of each day smiling and laughing.  This is how you came in to the world, it is only fitting that keep the tradition going.

And my ‘one to grow on’ - I wish to be here for each of your moments…. to keep you on track.

Cooper, you are what bliss looks like in a little boy.  You are dirty and messy, you snuggle and love me. I melt when you say, “I haven’t had my hugs and kisses yet today, Mommy”.  I adore that you need to be burrowed into your bed at night in order to sleep.  I will never forget your need for extra light, how you still climb in to my bed in the morning (sometimes in the middle of the night) just because I’m ‘warm’.

And nothing gets to me more than hearing you say, “I love you, my Mommy”. Thank you, sweet, small dude – for completing our family.

I will always love you, my buddy.

 

The Cheapest Kid’s Birthday Invitations Ever

Let’s face it, kid’s birthday parties are pricey.

Even if you aren’t over the top.

Even if you aren’t fancy.

Just sending invitations, providing food, finding a way to decorate and keeping them entertained can add up.

I’ve gone all out in the past – baked and crafted and decorated…. and then slumped to the floor in an exhausted, spent heap when it was all over – vowing to find a different way next year.

I have two summer birthday babies – so naturally, taking advantage of the outdoors is always an option.  (though, sometimes – that summer heat? WHEW! It can really be too much.  Last year, the small dude was sick the night after his party from over-heating.

But this post isn’t about how crafty I’m NOT, but rather, how I completely eliminated the expense of invitations all-together, and still found a way to be a bit creative.  This was Cooper’s birthday invitation from LAST year:

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One Tough Cookie

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This is the small girl who is always in ready position.

This is the small girl who has been playing ball for five years now – since she was three.

This is the small girl who hops before she throws a rocket from shortstop to first base.

This is the small girl who wiggles as she sets her stance at bat.

This is the small girl who stopped my heart last night when she fouled the ball off her forehead.

This is the small girl who, with a purple goose egg as her badge, got back in the game, batted and put herself right back in that ‘ready stance’ you see there.

This is my small girl.

She is one Tough Cookie.